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<p>Ever wonder what it's like living the life of a care-free adventurer, slaying monsters for the loot they carry and the sweet sweet meat that is the coin of the realm? If you have, perhaps you should see a therapist, but in the meantime, wonder no more, Mr. Card Game is here, right in this very box to fill you in on all of the above and so much more. Defeat your foes, using your very own Sweet Ninja Sword. Wield mighty magics like the Cannelloni Cannon and the Wave of Sauce. Butcher bosses like the Boss Bat and Baron von Ratsworth. All so that you can defeat the Naughty Sorceress and free King Ralph, but mostly so you can rub your friends' faces in your heroic superiority.</p>